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Post by elfonzo on Dec 3, 2004 0:35:49 GMT -5
I don't think they could possibly work. If they did, you'd soon see guys walking around with 2 1/2 foot poles in there trousers.
*waits for a guy to say "I already do!"*
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 19:11:32 GMT -5
Nah, 2 1/2 ft is a tad obscene. I'm talking a few added inches. 2 or 3. That should do the trick. It lowers their squeals of passion a few octaves.
Actually, Fonzie, I'm kidding. Yes, there really are enlargers for sale out there, but they are novelty items. If you buy them intending to "Grow" then you got suckered.
I'm not the one to be asking for advice, though. I've been married for 7 years, so I'm a bit rusty at the whole dating/pickup routine. I think that Bump should know a thing or twelve, being the age he is and being a hockey player and all. Listen to him. Best of luck, my friend.
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Post by DrBump on Dec 3, 2004 20:40:38 GMT -5
Don't listen to him. Worst advice ever. I have no idea when it comes to women...  |
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:42:14 GMT -5
Don't listen to him. Worst advice ever. I have no idea when it comes to women... He's right. He doesn't. |
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 20:43:42 GMT -5
Don't listen to him. Worst advice ever. I have no idea when it comes to women... Come on now. If memory serves (and it rarely does) you are around 20 years old. I'm 27. I've been married for 7 years. Now, in your opinion, who has the better experience picking up women? (If you say the old-timer, you should get your head out of your pitoot) |
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:44:23 GMT -5
Come on now. If memory serves (and it rarely does) you are around 20 years old. I'm 27. I've been married for 7 years. Now, in your opinion, who has the better experience picking up women? (If you say the old-timer, you should get your head out of your pitoot) Dave's been backslapped. |
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 20:48:00 GMT -5
You're darn tootin he has. See the avatar? I am Homer Simpson. Married young, at Shotgun Pete's wedding chapel. What the hell do I know about women? (Except how to play hide the weenie?)
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:48:56 GMT -5
I take it your name is Dave as well?
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 20:50:05 GMT -5
Actually, it's Mike. Sorry.
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:50:46 GMT -5
How many Mikes are there on that board? Hahaha
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 20:52:26 GMT -5
Yeah, that's not a problem I've run into before.  And no, my nickname isn't Mickey. Actually, I can't tell you what my nickname is. Family site and all. |
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:53:07 GMT -5
Nah, there's already one Mickey.
I'm Sandra.
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 3, 2004 20:53:58 GMT -5
Pleased to meet you.
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Post by DrBump on Dec 3, 2004 20:55:24 GMT -5
Haha great stuff. Yes, I am almost 20 in a little over a month. So your bang on with your assumption. I have been out of the game since August, school and work has plagued a lot of my social life unfortunatly. I would be much better at discussing this topic when I'm wasted, I'm very smooth when taken over by alchohol. Gimme a couple hours |
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Post by cka on Dec 3, 2004 20:56:10 GMT -5
hahaha
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