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Post by ilf21 on Dec 2, 2004 8:39:05 GMT -5
I agree it would be impossible if you're starting from scratch, but I'm already half way there from previously working out. I also find that abs build really fast. Bump, I don't think it's gonna happen. Halfway? It still won't work. You don't necessarily need a six pack to charm a lady. |
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Post by reality on Dec 2, 2004 10:36:43 GMT -5
Ain't nothin gonna break my stride! Ain't nobody gonna slow me down! Oh no! I got to keep on movin! I haven't heard that song in ages. ahaha you fucking dick! ever since I read that I've been singing it.  Anyways. but hey man, if you have the charm you won't need much else. sure its nice to have a six pack but I gurantee you won't get it in a week. trust me, do alot of cardio. (you need the skin around your stomach to tighten up. thats how/when the six-pack appears) |
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Post by ilf21 on Dec 2, 2004 11:02:43 GMT -5
ahaha you fucking dick! ever since I read that I've been singing it. Anyways. but hey man, if you have the charm you won't need much else. sure its nice to have a six pack but I gurantee you won't get it in a week. trust me, do alot of cardio. (you need the skin around your stomach to tighten up. thats how/when the six-pack appears) I wonder who else also said that?  A week is impossible. Unless you want to do crunches around the clock 24/7 and go on a no carb diet although I'm not sure if that would help at all. Charm will help you a lot aside from the six pack. Charm can go without the six pack but the six pack HAS to include the charm. |
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Post by reality on Dec 2, 2004 11:20:48 GMT -5
I wonder who else also said that? oh yeah, forgot.  you're just too great.  |
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Post by ilf21 on Dec 2, 2004 11:22:15 GMT -5
oh yeah, forgot. you're just too great.  Thanks. Oh and... |
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Post by cka on Dec 2, 2004 15:53:34 GMT -5
How's your stomach today, Fonz?
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Post by elfonzo on Dec 2, 2004 17:23:34 GMT -5
How's your stomach today, Fonz? Same as usual. I've actually lost all my motivation to get the abs. Looks like the crunch-o-meter is coming to a slow... |
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Post by cka on Dec 2, 2004 17:28:35 GMT -5
I'm sure you'll have a good time with out the sixpack.  |
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Post by Mickey Martini on Dec 2, 2004 19:39:53 GMT -5
Oh cmon. A party aint a party without at least a few sixpacks
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Post by TheHansonBrothers on Dec 2, 2004 20:41:26 GMT -5
Far be it for me to be giving advice, but I have a thought on the issue. Now, bare with me here, I'm being serious for a change. Girls, chime in if you have any thoughts.
Instead of all the tedious, painful sit-ups, crunches, and Roman Chair exercises, do what I did.
Get a penis enlarger pump.
Continue working out, but concentrate on one muscle in particular. Do these "Special"exercises for, say, a week, and the girl won't be looking at the extra inches on your waist, she'll be looking at the extra inches somewhere else. You know, where it really counts.
Give it a shot. Really, what do you have to lose?
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Post by cka on Dec 2, 2004 20:43:35 GMT -5
I spat out my fucking coffee when I read that, that's hilarious. Yeah Fonz, the way to a girl's heart is definetly through a penis pump.  |
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Post by DrBump on Dec 2, 2004 23:27:46 GMT -5
Ya Fonz, trust me, they work. Uh, I mean..............  |
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Post by elfonzo on Dec 3, 2004 0:15:29 GMT -5
Get a penis enlarger pump. Continue working out, but concentrate on one muscle in particular. Do these "Special"exercises for, say, a week, and the girl won't be looking at the extra inches on your waist, she'll be looking at the extra inches somewhere else. You know, where it really counts. Give it a shot. Really, what do you have to lose? I can't tell whether or not you were serious there. And seriously, do those really exist? I thought it was just an Austin Powers thing... |
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Post by Atl on Dec 3, 2004 0:23:54 GMT -5
I can't tell whether or not you were serious there. And seriously, do those really exist? I thought it was just an Austin Powers thing... Needing one, needle dick? |
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Post by elfonzo on Dec 3, 2004 0:25:45 GMT -5
Needing one, needle dick? Obviously not, otherwise I would've known they existed. |
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