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Post by Mickey Martini on Aug 18, 2004 17:53:21 GMT -5
The always popular movie quote thread. I'll start
A few from that quote machine Ash in Army of Darkness:
Ash:Shop Smart, shop S-Mart
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possesed Woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash... {reloads gun}... housewares
GldTth: There! The Promised One! The Promised One's returned!
Crowd: {cheering} Welcome home! Welcome home! He's brought the Necronomicon!
Ash: Alright... yeah... Great, great. Get the fuck out of my face
Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mr.Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Ash: Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun
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Post by uofrhockeyman on Aug 18, 2004 17:57:02 GMT -5
White Goodman: Hehehehe, spare me....I won that tournament, fuckin Chuck Norris
That is a quote from Dodgeball, my favorite movie
Steve Stiffler: Im gonna hang out with my wang out, and im gonna rock out with my cok out, oh yeah!
American Wedding quote
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Post by calbell on Aug 18, 2004 18:41:31 GMT -5
From Dodgeball:
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
My fave new quote is from Eurotrip:
"This isn't where I parked my car."
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Post by Murf on Aug 19, 2004 10:10:33 GMT -5
From "The Ladies Man"
Interviewer:
"It says here that one of your hobbies is debut?
LM:
"Naw, dat's da butt. And I also enjoy tennis."
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Post by CG on Aug 19, 2004 11:13:33 GMT -5
From: A River Runs Through It
Robert Redford (Narrator): My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things, trout as well as eternal salvation, came by grace and grace comes by art, and art does not come easy.
From: To Kill A Mockingbird
Atticus Finch: If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
From: When Harry Met Sally
Harry: Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
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Post by Johnny on Aug 19, 2004 17:50:59 GMT -5
The always popular movie quote thread. I'll start A few from that quote machine Ash in Army of Darkness: Ash:Shop Smart, shop S-Mart Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Possesed Woman: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash... {reloads gun}... housewares GldTth: There! The Promised One! The Promised One's returned! Crowd: {cheering} Welcome home! Welcome home! He's brought the Necronomicon! Ash: Alright... yeah... Great, great. Get the fuck out of my face Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mr.Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left town. Ash: Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun :'(That is like the greatest movie ever! Haha. When he pushes the old lady and says 'get the fuck out of my way.' Oh man thats funny. And the chainsaw on the hand. haha. And from eurotrip - mail motha' fucka' |
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Post by calbell on Aug 19, 2004 18:06:30 GMT -5
Super Troopers:
"These schnozberries tast like schnozberries."
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Post by Tink on Aug 19, 2004 18:12:45 GMT -5
From the good the bad, and the ugly
"If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
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Post by Johnny on Aug 19, 2004 20:39:08 GMT -5
Super Troopers: "These schnozberries tast like schnozberries." ;D Nice on! Littering and... littering and... littering and... smokin' the reefer. |
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Post by Mickey Martini on Aug 19, 2004 22:41:52 GMT -5
:'(That is like the greatest movie ever! Haha. When he pushes the old lady and says 'get the fuck out of my way.' Oh man thats funny. And the chainsaw on the hand. haha. And from eurotrip - mail motha' fucka' Ash will be back in Freddie vs Jason vs Ash. I can't wait for that. Ash rocks like a motherfucker |
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Post by mcm on Aug 20, 2004 4:37:19 GMT -5
FROM GOLDFINGER
Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
FROM GOLDENEYE
Xenia: You don't need the gun.
Bond: That depends on your definition of safe sex.
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Post by calbell on Aug 23, 2004 14:51:24 GMT -5
From Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (longest title EVER):
"Do. We. Have. A. Problem. Here."
"U. S. S. R.?"
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Post by calbell on Aug 30, 2004 7:37:44 GMT -5
"Because we're a fucking tripod!!"
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