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Post by CG on Aug 19, 2004 10:51:53 GMT -5
A young friend of mine name of Kimball
Looked just like a large phallic symbol
The top of his head
Was round shiny and red
And when he walked he made women trimble
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Post by OC on Aug 19, 2004 13:49:15 GMT -5
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." Not exactly a limerick.. but still brilliant.  |
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Post by mcm on Aug 23, 2004 20:18:40 GMT -5
There once was a man from Venus,
Who had an enormously big... ego.
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Post by CKA on Oct 2, 2004 23:20:26 GMT -5
There once was a whore from Peru Who filled her pussy with glue She said with a grin If they'll pay to get in Then they'll pay to get out of me too! I'll assume that wasn't directed at me, Hootch. |
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Post by Hootch on Oct 5, 2004 17:56:05 GMT -5
No! Of course not!
It's mostly cause I'm free to post stuff like that, that I post stuff like that. ;D
Linda Blair with great favour confessed,
she'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,
but alack and alas
her old demon came back
and now the poor girl's repossessed
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Post by ilf21 on Nov 10, 2004 14:22:48 GMT -5
There once was a whore from Peru Who filled her pussy with glue She said with a grin If they'll pay to get in Then they'll pay to get out of me too!  |
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Post by CG on Dec 1, 2004 22:02:47 GMT -5
There was a young fellow named Menzies,
Whose kissing sent girls into frenzies,
But a virgin one night
Crossed her legs in a fright,
And fractured his bi-focal lenses.
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