Post by crookedsmile on Sept 4, 2004 20:06:06 GMT -5
I've got a 5 year old rotti/doberman cross. Before you accuse me of small man syndrome, or harbouring a killing machine, I must say that she is sooo cute, very tame, only ever bit one person (the moronic meter reader that decided to enter a yard with a rotti barking at him). She is great with kids & with other dogs. She is not a psychopathic menace. Did I mention that she is so fricken cute?
Anyway, I've discovered that she really hates the dogs that bark at the beginning of "Been Caught Stealing" by Janes Addiction. I played that song one day & the barking dogs made her go bonkers. She starts barking like crazy & running around in circles. It is fucking hilarious.
Even funnier, is that she now knows the song & will start to bark as soon as the music starts (before the dogs start barking). There's like 2 notes before the dogs start. She hears the first one & I turn the volume off, she goes crazy even without hearing the dogs. I can make her go nuts by playing a 1 second sound byte.
This never gets old. I do it once a week just to make sure she still hates that note.
So I'm thinking of videotaping it & sending it to a show that pays money for that kind of thing. I think I'll stay away from Americas funniest home videos though, because I secretly want to strangle Bob Saget. Just seeing his face makes me want to kill. Apparently, I am not the only one that wants him dead. I hear that Mike Danton was in the process of arranging to kill him (he hated that guy growing up), but he got busted for the other murder for hire thing, and now there's too much heat. Oh well. I can always change the channel.
What the hell was the point of this post?
Anyway, I've discovered that she really hates the dogs that bark at the beginning of "Been Caught Stealing" by Janes Addiction. I played that song one day & the barking dogs made her go bonkers. She starts barking like crazy & running around in circles. It is fucking hilarious.
Even funnier, is that she now knows the song & will start to bark as soon as the music starts (before the dogs start barking). There's like 2 notes before the dogs start. She hears the first one & I turn the volume off, she goes crazy even without hearing the dogs. I can make her go nuts by playing a 1 second sound byte.
This never gets old. I do it once a week just to make sure she still hates that note.
So I'm thinking of videotaping it & sending it to a show that pays money for that kind of thing. I think I'll stay away from Americas funniest home videos though, because I secretly want to strangle Bob Saget. Just seeing his face makes me want to kill. Apparently, I am not the only one that wants him dead. I hear that Mike Danton was in the process of arranging to kill him (he hated that guy growing up), but he got busted for the other murder for hire thing, and now there's too much heat. Oh well. I can always change the channel.
What the hell was the point of this post?
I just did that to my dog.